Promote your Tumblr! I DON'T CARE

littlemammal:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

the-meister-with-the-pigtails:

coolcrayon:

isneezeandmycatpurrs:

bellastarkideve:

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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

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woop

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well that was anticlimatic wait

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wait

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

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What that is dumb and does not happen.

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Look, check it out.

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See, not much diff-

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Wait, what-

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the fuck.

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You guys are being dumbs

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That does not happen in real life watch

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See I told you

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Wait a

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who am i

you guys this is straight up bullshit

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i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

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you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

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…oh what the hell…

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the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

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…….

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hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

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omg jeannine you win

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

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Wait wtf

You guys are amateurs

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let me show you how this is done

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ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting

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well, that works too

okay you amateurs

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 let me show you how it’s done

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I’m now River Song

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shhh spoilers

What the hell?

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I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?

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Ok, so far so good…

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IT GOT EVEN BETTER

SCREAMS

LOVE IT! :D

oh my god this is amazing xD

People of tumblr, I love you.

panic-at-the-what:

jazisnotonfire:

get-water-danisonfire-again:

danboobs:

i’m deeply sorry

no you’re not

Omg I was just holding my iPod above my head looking for the scary thing and then I literally dropped my iPod on my face and fell of my chair

My sister and I just died..

panic-at-the-what:

jazisnotonfire:

get-water-danisonfire-again:

danboobs:

i’m deeply sorry

no you’re not

Omg I was just holding my iPod above my head looking for the scary thing and then I literally dropped my iPod on my face and fell of my chair

My sister and I just died..

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

"please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay."
— sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

"Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet."
— the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet  (via hughsdancys)